Your name is AGRIOS BAKARA.
You would consider yourself a PRETTY CHILL GUY, but to most Trolls your age, you come off as a bit of a LOOSE CANON. Your affinity for INDULGING YOURSELF IN YOUR VARIOUS HOBBIES AND INTERESTS has lead others to question your mental stability, but you are SURPRISINGLY OKAY WITH THIS. To be entirely honest, INDULGENCE is kind of your THING. You have a long list of things you particularly enjoy indulging in, including but not limited to: ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES, FOOD, DANCING, NUDITY, PAILING and PARTYING HARD. It would probably be less of a problem if you didn’t attempt to pail basically everybody.
Perhaps their discomfort comes from the fact that your VIEWS ON ROMANCE basically SHIT IN THE MOUTH of accepted cultural norms. While your generally CHARMING NATURE helps you nab the necessary concupiscent partners come mating cycles, you have an INTENSE DISLIKE of being tied down. Save for the pale one, QUADRANTS are just NOT YOUR THING. Luckily, you have found yourself a GROUP OF FRIENDS who don’t mind your DEBAUCHERY. Probably because you are really, really good at GIVING HEAD.
Your trolltag is saturnineCharm and you type in a way thatΣ pretty archaic ΔeΣpite yΩur prΩgreΣΣive viewΣ Ωn ΔΩin it.
What will you do?